The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed. — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
The Country Music Awards were held Wednesday night at Universal City. The best country songs are always about drinking and guns and love gone… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
President Bush paid homage Wednesday to World War II veterans of Normandy at the D-Day Memorial. Later that night, his twin daughters paid a… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz accused Republicans of trying to make it a crime to be an illegal alien. Democrats see a conspiracy plot. First… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
President Obama hosted lawmakers Thursday saying he wanted bipartisan input on health care reform. Nobody's mind was changed. At the summit's end he threatened… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Ohio went on alert Tuesday when a train with hazardous chemicals ran wild through the state. A brave engineer leaped aboard and brought the… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling. — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton ripped FBI Director Louis Freeh on Wednesday. She said she can't understand how FBI documents could vanish and then mysteriously reappear. She… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton blasted anti-immigration supporters at the National Council of La Raza convention in Los Angeles Saturday. Thousands of Hispanics poured into Los Angeles… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
The Pentagon tested an anti-missile system in New Mexico Wednesday. The test was an incomplete success. While the interceptor was shooting down the incoming… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Former South Africa President Nelson Mandela announced Tuesday he will begin writing his autobiography. He spent 25 years in prison before being elected to… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton will travel to Vietnam with the president this Friday. It's a fact that at the height of the war in 1971, she… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Fox News reported Thursday that Bill Clinton can't get into any of New York's better golf and country clubs. Not one member has been… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
The Concord Coalition in Virginia complained about pork projects and wasteful spending in the federal budget. Consider the Senate chaplain's salary. As occupations go,… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
