Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
A five-year old is in a pretty good position to assess who is beautiful and who is not. Removed from the confusions… — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My dad abandoned me when I was about two years old. So, he wasn't around to protect me the way I needed… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
There are some pretty obvious ways of benchmarking creativity. One way is to perform what I call a creativity audit, which is… — John Kao Copy Share Image
The average person's short-term memory can hold only five to seven bits of data at any one moment. If you put more… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
The whole business was like a child's toy that you could buy at the dime store, all built in this wonderful way… — Max Delbruck Copy Share Image
I remember attending Toronto Comicon shortly after the release of Captain Marvel and seeing a five-year-old girl who'd come in a handmade… — Axel Alonso Copy Share Image
It was in Shizuoka, where my home was. I first attended this school when I was five years old. I also attended… — Hiromi Copy Share Image
Dr. Leonard Shlain, chairman of laparoscopic surgery at California Pacific Medical Center, said they took some four and five year-olds and gave… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Memoirs have dominated the literary scene now for ten or 20 or even 30 years: most of them seem to use the… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
History repeats itself again I guess the rate of innovation is so high in our industry that if you don’t innovate at… — Thorsten Heins Copy Share Image
When I was four or five years old, I heard a lot of stories about the Holocaust because both my parents were… — Christian Boltanski Copy Share Image
I'm out there having as good a time as I did in the backyard since I was five-years-old. — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
I've been reading since I could read, which was about four or five years old. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I've been on stage since I was five years old and I feel really at home there. — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
I am mentally preparing myself for the five-year-old mind. I want to come down to their physical limitations and up to their… — Shinichi Suzuki Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the bravery and the strength and the extraordinary optimism of a five-year-old child in a cancer hospital, fighting to… — Frank Langella Copy Share Image
I hadn't been exposed to music except in church. They used to have me singing a solo when I was five years… — Willie Dixon Copy Share Image
I'm blessed, because I enjoy every part of my life. I enjoy writing songs. I've been trying to write songs since I… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share Image
I'm a very honorable person. I have lifelong friends from birth, from grammar school, from five years old. — Tony Vlachos Copy Share Image
For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Twenty-five years old this day. 'Bless the Lord, O my soul,' for all His goodness. Man is immortal till his work is… — Alexander Murdoch Mackay Copy Share Image
The selfie era offers a big opening: everybody can do it; nowadays even five-year-olds know how to take a nude self-portrait. — Lucas Samaras Copy Share Image
I started playing chess when I was five years old. I learned the moves from my mother, then worked with my father… — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
I was born in the late '70s and grew up in the deep South, and I was very much still of an… — Nate Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 40 years old now and I have my friends from five years old up to 40, over 20 lifelong friends I… — Tony Vlachos Copy Share Image
When I did Ben 10, I really didn't know anything about Ben 10. But when I went back to visit my son… — David McCallum Copy Share Image
We were little children, four or five years old, but they were all around the house and they made us look epic,… — Jeff Vespa Copy Share Image
Many folks have asked me, 'How do you do it and why have you sacrificed so much to do this work?' The… — Lateefah Simon Copy Share Image
My brother, Cecil Edward Chesterton, was born when I was about five years old; and, after a brief pause, began to argue.… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I was probably five years old or four years and I would listen to "White Christmas," and I just thought it was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
It's funny what [producer Richard Zanuck said about even though you can't quite place when the book or the story came into… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I started acting when I was five years old. I found it randomly, through listening to my brother study monologues. I auditorally… — Chloe Grace Moretz Copy Share Image
Trees are very good friends. Firm friends. My five year olds tree could be relied upon to be there next day, uncritical… — Phillip Adams Copy Share Image
You remember when you were maybe five years old and you went out in the morning and you looked at the day… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
We have a culture that is indirect in the extreme, where by the time you're five years old, you've watched tons of… — Michael Ventura Copy Share Image
As a child, I remember asking my parents when I was five years old, "How come if you are not Zionists, you… — Amira Hass Copy Share Image
