Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
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Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
A Sufi mystic who had always remained happy was asked.... For seventy years people had watched him, he had never been found… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Women are all the bloody sameyou can't love for five minutes without wanting it abolished in brats and house bloody wifery. — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
My biggest fear is overreaching. I have been in situations where I felt swamped, and it's turned out really well; and I've… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
In five minutes the earth would be a desert, and you cling to books. — Elias Canetti Copy Share Image
The problem with movies and books is they make evil look glamorous, exciting, when it's no such thing. It's boring and it's… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I didn't really want to be an actor when I was growing up - I wanted to be whatever I was reading… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
To remove product buildup from your hair, mix a tablespoon of vinegar in your hand with your favorite shampoo and rub through… — Ted Gibson Copy Share Image
If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes. — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
Singularity is the point at which "all the change in the last million years will be superseded by the change in the… — Kevin Kelly Copy Share Image
In 2004 Professor Stephen Farnsworth, when I report saying that I got about five minutes on all the networks after Labor Day… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
I've never just been able to be alone, and I'm obsessed with being alone and hearing my thoughts. I'm trying to take… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Sometimes we go to a play and after the curtain has been up five minutes we have a sense of being able… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Victory is the ability to fight five minutes longer than any other army in the world. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
Practice smiling for five minutes. Stop trying to meditate. Just smile. Let your smile get bigger and bigger. Oh, you're unhappy, you're… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
One day he [Wagner] was batting against a young pitcher who had just come into the league. The catcher was a kid,… — Burleigh Grimes Copy Share Image
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Never before and never since have I seen - and I cannot even imagine, such an amazing rapidity of chess thinking that… — Alexander Alekhine Copy Share Image
You have to be so confident and so gifted to fill five minutes of nothing at the very beginning of a play… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
Jarndyce and Jarndyce drones on. This scarecrow of a suit, has, in course of time, become so complicated that no man alive… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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Confidence in markets and in institutions, it's a lot like oxygen. When you have it, you don't even think about it. It's… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I don't know if any of you feel this way, but it's like eventually, you see a woman come on screen and… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image