If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open” — john barrymore Copy Share Image
He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
![“Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't.” quote by John Barrymore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6a7/john-barrymore-20453_actors_mr-john-barrymore-s-smile-was-the-smile_514247.jpg)
