One of the leading causes of divorce is sexual incompatibility. Why not mandate premarital sex, overseen, of course, by the Marriage Board… — Mike Rosen Copy Share Image
My nana ji has a shop in Bapu Bazaar. Every summer, after my final exams, my mother would pack me off to… — Jasmin Bhasin Copy Share Image
Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam? Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Kate is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu. Therefore, she cannot attend the… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I chucked my CA final exams to pursue modeling. My parents objected to this, but they soon came around. And after seeing… — Priyanshu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
There was one moment, and it happened in school. I had a big final exam - we were supposed to write a… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I taught a class, on my final exam I would take an Internet company and ask, 'How much is this company… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Good luck on the final exams you're complaining about on Facebook instead of studying for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So, in life we have a one question final exam - and it's not the kind of exam you can cram for… — Marci Shimoff Copy Share Image
“Why is it that there was always a unit on history, math, science and god knows what other useless, totally forgettable information… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
In the final exam in the Chaucer course we were asked why he used certain verbal devices, certain adjectives, why he had… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't… — Kenny Cunningham Copy Share Image
Lots of my dying patients say they grow in bounds and leaps, and finish all the unfinished business. But assisting a suicide… — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross Copy Share Image
I hope your mind-boggling six-figure tuition doesn't add more pressure to your performance on final exams. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know that feeling when you finish a final exam and you think, 'I never want to do that again'? Well I… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
Transcendence is the only real alternative to extinction. This is serious. This may be the ultimate final exam. — Joel Garreau Copy Share Image
“It was a generation growing in its disillusionment about the deepening recession and the backroom handshakes and greedy deals for private little… — Daniel Amory Copy Share Image
Whether it is to be Utopia or Oblivion will be a touch-and-go relay race right up to the final moment.... Humanity is… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“I SCOWL WITH frustration at myself in the mirror. Damn my hair—it just won’t behave, and damn Katherine Kavanagh for being ill… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
A professor was telling students about his colleagues class. Students in the other class had taken to tossing erasers at the clock.… — Vicki Davis Copy Share Image
If you do well on your final exams I promise to pretend it'll matter at all for your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image