Film Quotes by Thomas Lennon

Books are great for if you want to work on the craft of writing for yourself, or, you know, to write novels or indie…

— Thomas Lennon

Kerri and I met at theatre camp when were 16 years old, which is pretty lame. The rest of us met when we founded…

— Thomas Lennon

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

— Thomas Lennon

“There are many self-proclaimed “screenwriting gurus”—though how you get to be a “guru” of something you’ve never actually done is beyond us. Screenplays are…

— Thomas Lennon

I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a viable job…

— Thomas Lennon

The level of acting that I bring to films in three dimensions. I hope they make people sign some kind of waiver because if…

— Thomas Lennon

Being a movie star is stressful as hell. You've got to do crunches all day long. You've got to get up and learn lines.

— Thomas Lennon

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

— Thomas Lennon

All studio movies are the middle of the Bell curve. The only way to do something is to do it yourself. And the only…

— Thomas Lennon

People love that monkey torture.

— Thomas Lennon

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

— Thomas Lennon

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

— Thomas Lennon

You hate to see yourself do one draft of a script and then have somebody else come back in and change what you've done.

— Thomas Lennon

Our reward for Starsky and Hutch was getting to write The Six Million Dollar Man for Todd.

— Thomas Lennon

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing…

— Thomas Lennon