Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In support of gender equality, We should not hold the doors for women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman is good at fixing is her man a motherfucking sandwich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men who don't understand why their woman is mad at them need to realize the woman doesn't know why either. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if random animal sounds occurred when women rolled their eye. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we ever get into war, only the children must evacuate. Women must fight like the equals they are! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats one thing that all women have in common? They all moan in the same language. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain.… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
