As a stand up, and often in acting, there is no place for the most intense feelings. Rage, genuine sorrow, naked hope... These things don't fit on a comedy stage and if you act you'll get to express them once… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
