“When you two get the java jitters so bad that you can’t make it to the restroom fast enough for the diarrhea explosion, don’t blame me.” — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Jesus was even more of a hottie than the hippie dude in the paintings?” — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“You will not be damned if you make love to me,” he said. “Instead, your innocence will be my salvation.” — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“In Hell, we get all of the news that happens here. Like CNN – twenty four hours a day, every fucking day.” — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“When you two get the java jitters so bad that you can’t make it to the restroom fast enough for the diarrhea explosion, don’t… — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Bolting upright in bed, Joshua still had the lingering smells of sulfur, shit, and Chanel No. 5 in his nostrils.” — M.F. Hopkins Copy Share Image
