Just when I start to think I lack talent, I sneeze and fart at the same time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ' Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men's Three Rules Of Getting Old 1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Never waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a fart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're not a real man until you've loved a woman who does a little dance before she pushes out a fart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
