Fart Quotes by John Marston

Wink and shut their apprehensions up.

— John Marston

It's wanting that gets so many folks in trouble.

— John Marston

You'll be the first to know when I kill you, I promise.

— John Marston

All the fatt's in the fire.

— John Marston

If you win power, remember why you wanted it.

— John Marston

You want me to shoot you in the head right now for that poor girl?

— John Marston

I've met some sick bastards in my life, Seth, but you...you're special.

— John Marston

Irish, I've met enough men like you to last me a lifetime!

— John Marston

He ain't gonna to be no frontier gunslinger, killing and running in no gang though. That way's over. Railroads and government and motor cars…

— John Marston

I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No.

— John Marston

You and West Dickens are so crooked you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews.

— John Marston

“Why, man, we are all philosophical monarchs Or natural fools.”

— John Marston