“Some Disney character crawled up her ass and put her in this mood. I just hope she doesn’t have to have some sort of bibbidi-bobbidi-boo to get them out. Although, a Fantasia-like” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“She really needs to unclench because the sensation of her butt trying to slice off my finger is completely freaking me out right now.… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Gah, I bet she secretly takes pictures of him and puts them on her inspiration board of men she wants to f*ck. I bet… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Can we take a moment of silence for Jack? That rotten, horse-faced Rose could have inched to the side to make room for him.… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“There is a difference. Loving someone and being in love with someone. You can love anyone that touches your soul in a way you’ll… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Kids are spoiled these days. Tootsie Rolls are gold. Fuck the rest of the candy. Tootsie rolls are where it's at.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Soon, droves of children start to show up, keeping us rather busy. We start tallying up the number of Trolls, Batmans, Lego men, and… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“When we get closer, he pushes out both of the chairs across from him. He nods at them and says, “Take a seat.” I… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Yes, that’s right, you ladies are fine, you’re beautiful, you’re more than just a smooth piece of skin with a beating heart. You’re women,… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“You never realize how much you need touch until it’s given to you as a surprise gift.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Be kind. Be Courageous. Do good. Own you. And Prove your existence.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“I was not checking you out," she protests. If she added a foot stomp to that little denial train, I would have hopped on… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“Oh, yup. I’m gay. Bring me all the dicks. I just love those things, can’t get enough of the Lincoln Logs God graced this… — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
