Family Usually Quotes by Dennis Wolfberg

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

— Dennis Wolfberg

My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.

— Dennis Wolfberg

After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, no hablo ingles.

— Dennis Wolfberg

If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her Sue -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...

— Dennis Wolfberg

There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure.

— Dennis Wolfberg