The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. — Mad Magazine Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” — MAD Magazine Copy Share Image
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar… — Mad Magazine Copy Share Image
