Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I think present-day reason is an analogue of the flat earth of the medieval period. If you go too far beyond it… — Robert M. Pirsig Copy Share Image
David and Charles Koch are pretty much as far right as you can get on the ideological spectrum without falling off. They… — Jane Mayer Copy Share Image
I received a wonderful email after I spoke at a school from a girl who'd lived in a war zone and endured… — Simon Weston Copy Share Image
A united Europe is our Continent's only chance to avoid falling off the world's radar. The heads of government of Germany, France… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
You know that every bead of sweat falling off your head, every weight you've pumped - the history of that is all… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Love letters lack taste. No restraint: falling off cliffs, going up in flames. — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
Closeness to another person is like a fear of falling off a building to me. It's really, like, physically painful, and it's… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
I was fifteen, and when I picture myself then, I see flames shooting up, see myself falling off the edge of the… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
What I try to do is reinvigorate strategies and clichés I find in Hollywood movies. At a certain point I had these… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
We must be courageous but also reasonable. The world admires us for walking a tightrope without falling off. It asks us to… — Lech Walesa Copy Share Image
I started thinking about [ what book is going to go next] when I was working on As Easy as Falling Off… — Lynne Rae Perkins Copy Share Image
There's an old expression about falling off a horse. You get back on and you ride that bad boy into town. — Brock Lesnar Copy Share Image
I've not really had a bad Christmas. Apart from serious things, like when my father died. He rather spoiled the party and… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
A normal adolescent is so restless and twitchy and awkward that he can mange to injure his knee--not playing soccer, not playing… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building. — Jon Jones Copy Share Image
I don't want to get people nervous falling off their chairs, but Social Security is a socialist program. It's a program by… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Grudges are bridges with faulty spans. Falling off one is a lot more rewarding than getting stuck on the other side. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
so, the whole idea, you see, is that everything's falling apart, so don't try and stop it. when you're falling off a… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
The state of mind of the photographer creating is a blank. I might add that this condition exists only at special times,… — Minor White Copy Share Image
