Failure Quotes by R. K. Milholland

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

— R. K. Milholland

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

— R. K. Milholland

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

— R. K. Milholland

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play…

— R. K. Milholland

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

— R. K. Milholland

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

— R. K. Milholland

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

— R. K. Milholland

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

— R. K. Milholland

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

— R. K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

— R. K. Milholland

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

— R. K. Milholland

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

— R. K. Milholland