A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything… — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play… — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise. — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
