“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.” — Brian Meehl Copy Share Image
“How to see a vampire in three easy steps: 1. Get up. 2. Find a mirror. 3. Look at your first vampire.” — Brian Meehl Copy Share Image
“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat… — Brian Meehl Copy Share Image