I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, Go f*ck yourself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats on my mind you ask? well Facebook, I would tell you but your terrible at keeping secrets! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let the summer begin now: so we can see girls uploading their half naked picture and claim that its hot while thinking… — Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say your to young to fall in love but truth be told your never too young to die... think about that!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many American TV actors employ agents, managers, business managers, publicists and stylists, and are now adding digital media manager to the list.… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
Technology has the benefit of being easily scalable. A few weeks or months of coding can result in solutions that reap huge… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Do we value privacy in any real way? Thinking about blogs, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace... all these suggest we value exposure rather more.… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to attack Facebook. Facebook has just been incredibly uncooperative. It hasn't respected the role of the media and… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I can't say I'm not grateful to have journalists writing about me as a genius. But I know it's not true. I'm… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
People take fb way to serious... Serious its facebook if some1 swears or makes a wrong comment not on purpose people explode… — Kevin978 Copy Share Image
