Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account. — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm always getting texts asking why I'm not responding on Instagram or Facebook, and I'm like, 'It's not me. You're writing to… — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny that people make thousands of friends on facebook, but stay strangers for most of them. — Rajesh Copy Share Image
What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“«“Everybody is in trouble with my dad. My dad only sort of gets the Internet. My dad started looking up all his… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
“The first few days felt quite surreal for gone was that filtered world of perfect angles made up of peoples’ best moments… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image
It won't be long before the Facebook generation will be rejected by the non-Facebook people who will be rejected by the post-Facebook… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
People need to differentiate us from companies like Yahoo! and Facebook that collect your data and have it sitting on their servers.… — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
Even in high school, I had friends that I didn't know were gay until years later. I'd find out on Facebook or… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
I have Twitter auto-post to my Facebook page, and I occasionally post things directly to Facebook as well. I've always noticed that… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
“We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image
