How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share Image
