Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you see your ex approaching you, dont get tense. He is just a big past tense — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you run into your Ex and you are looking your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings so many memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've decided that I don't care anymore,Because you are my past and I don't live in the past anymore — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She broke my h@,and think she can find hapiness wit her new boyfriend after making a fool out of me,neva try it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im the best thing that ever happened to you and you will end up alone and wishing you had me back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting back with an EX? Don't do it. Never eat at the same restaurant twice. It may be remodeled, but it has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you and your ex are still friends, it means you two never really loved each other or you're still in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its really comforting to know that youd rather play poker every sunday than hang out with me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god we're over. Thank god we're through, I was so sick of being with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I couldn't help but noticing that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was better than your Ex. I'll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The person whom you love the most breaks your heart & leaves you, Even after years when you see that person, your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: congratulations you get to me so much everyday. I hate u so much I always think about it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your lies? You told that. Your bullshit? Won't take that. Your stories? I've heard that. Your excuses? Save that. You're my ex,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: we are both beautiful & great people who just happened to bring out the ugly in one another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex says 'you'll never find anyone like me' reply 'that's the point'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
