Hey. who do you think you are? you're just my past. so don't judge my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I consider my ex as a treasure, that I would really like to bury in the ground — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything is alright in the end. If it's not alright, then it's not the end.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its stupid how your ex says to you I'm here if you ever need me. where the hell were you when we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trust is like a vase: though it can be fixed if broken, it will never be the same again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was happy, then you had to come along and be stupid and make me unhappy, but now I ditched you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I'm better off without you!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
