I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Do I wake up every day and thank God that I live in 21st-century Britain? Of course not. But from time to… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Ambiguity around ambiguity is forgivable in an unpublished poet and expected of an arts student on the pull: for a professional comedian… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I think of myself as naturally idle. The trouble is, the 'nothing' that I do every day is not really nothing. I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's sake, but… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“And yes, women do it too – of course they do. The difference is that they haven’t been encouraged since childhood to wear a… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the same solutions… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad all that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
