Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that's much too big. All I need is room enough… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I go on expeditions for the same reason an estate agent sells houses - to pay the bills. — Ranulph Fiennes Copy Share Image
Sam Wood, the director, made most of his money as a real estate agent; there was nothing of the temperamental artist about… — Gloria Swanson Copy Share Image
In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, 'Your home is not an asset.' Real estate agents sent me hate mail. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“Rents were high, according to the ads in real estate agents’ windows, but not killer high.” — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
Real estate agents are like car salespeople. They lie, steal other listings and they are not people who work hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Friends' fan. I had a very small part. I played a real-estate agent in the very last season. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
It's funny when people ask if I'm a lesbian. I played a real estate agent in 'Father of the Bride, Part II,'… — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
As the world becomes more connected, and an idea can spread in seconds over people's phones, we as real estate agents are… — Ryan Serhant Copy Share Image
When selling a home, a real estate agent can be an indispensable resource. Real estate agents can give you up-to-date information regarding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As every real estate agent knows, a poor house in good surroundings will sell for a higher price than a better house… — Nan Fairbrother Copy Share Image
The real estate agent had to go door-to-door in the apartment building we wanted to rent, asking if it was OK for… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
I walked away from everybody I knew. I locked myself in a loft that I rented, like I told you, where I… — Shane Bunting Copy Share Image
By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming'… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
People are constantly telling me, whether they are friends who feel sorry for me, because I can't find a place to live,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Imagine a city where graffiti wasn't illegal, a city where everybody could draw whatever they liked. Where every street was awash with… — Banksy Copy Share Image
Read your work out loud. Don't give me that look. Read your work aloud. Don't argue. Don't fight. It will help. I… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
Isn't it odd I've made some friends in the Republican Party, but that's in spite of the fact that I cannot agree… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Some people--Samad for example--will tell you not to trust people who overuse the phrase "at the end of the day"--football managers, estate… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
I have had the occasion to meet child actors from the '60s and '70s at various functions, and everyone's gone on to… — Mike Lookinland Copy Share Image
Every time you look at a house in Los Angeles, the real-estate agent will tell you that someone famous once lived there.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who would ever think of using any other Realtor would be making an enormous mistake. Goodwin & Thyne Properties is the… — Andy Romano Copy Share Image
And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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