“Why is it that when people die, we make such an effort to turn them into saints? Especially when the entire reason we loved them so much in the first place is because they weren’t.” — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“It's like I tell people at my stand-up shows: by making me a bitch, you have given me my freedom, the freedom to say… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Why is it that when people die, we make such an effort to turn them into saints? Especially when the entire reason we loved… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people"-” — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
Actors never say they're poor. They're always broke. It's always just temporary. 'Broke' is 'poor with hope'. — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding again..." He… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Now, whatever you do, don't say anything, because no one must know that Liberace is gay." "Excuse me?" I said. "I'm eight. I know… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
