I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world,… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share
