I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
