You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Well, wolves will pretty rarely hunt. You're vulnerable if you're on your own or injured. But for lone wolves, get up high,… — Bear Grylls Copy Share Image
I like children; I like 'em, and I respect 'em. Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr Copy Share Image
You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature... But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger! — Bushwick Bill Copy Share Image
Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm out in the ring, Shawn Michaels turns to me and says, 'Hey, I got a couple of vertebrae out. Would you… — Kevin Nash Copy Share Image
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff… — Rachel Perry Copy Share Image
A drunkard clasp his teeth and not undo 'em, To suffer wet damnation to run through 'em. — Cyril Tourneur Copy Share Image
Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Every ballpark used to be unique. Now, it's like women's breasts - if you've seen one, you've seen 'em both. — Jim Kaat Copy Share Image
The songs are about things that we were thinking and we wrote 'em down, and when you listen to 'em, whatever you… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give… — Jane Bryant Quinn Copy Share Image
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I don't have any favourite lyrics. Honestly, all of them I love 'em to death - it's the same with songs. I… — ASAP Rocky Copy Share Image
Look at the black population of America, if I dare say so. That's what I was thinking of a moment ago. Look… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't you let 'em… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I think comics will always be around. I think there's something nice about a comic book. People love to hold 'em, turn… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
I smoked with a lot of college students... Most of em wasn't graduatin, and they knew it. — Redman Copy Share Image
I stop and stare at the younger, my heart goes to 'em, they stressed out and goin' under. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a… — Drake Copy Share Image
Whoever invented smooth jazz, man, I wanna kill 'em: You're turning an art form into a hooker. — Phil Woods Copy Share Image
