We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody has to tell me that this is a serious business. I'm not fighting one man. I'm fighting a lot of men,… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
It had no affect on me whatsoever. Um¦ I consider Jay a very good friend of mine. I also consider Dame and… — Bun B Copy Share Image
Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
I suppose I could have sat back and pitied myself. For a time I wondered if I'd ever be able to go… — Patsy Cline Copy Share Image
People can tell if you don't like 'em. African Americans can tell we're not welcome in the Republican Party no matter how… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be morally responsible and no more. I don't have an agenda I'm trying to push. People talk about Three… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
People tend the take everything too seriously. Especially themselves. Yep. And that's probably what makes 'em scared and hurt so much of… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is telling the banking industry what it can and can't charge and what profit he will accept and what level… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Now we have criminals that are in America. We have really bad people that are here. Those people have to be worried… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I didn't come after Elvis and Dylan, I've been around always. But if I see or meet a great artist, I love… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is,… — Al Capone Copy Share Image
Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming”; “Fear is the basis of all mankind. In cards, you psyche 'em out, you shark… — Puggy Pearson Copy Share Image
Never let 'em see you sweat. Guests feel guilty if they think you've worked too hard to make dinner for them -… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Now an American president like [Ronald] Reagan wouldn't have a meeting, wouldn't have a summit. He'd give 'em a warning and then… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Lee saw the fireball and head through the roar in his ears Hester saying, "That's the last of 'em Lee." He said,… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill — John Hartford Copy Share Image
You can’t stop a revolution from breathin’, so to beat ‘em they offer people the illusion of freedom. — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image