Email Quotes

“No junk mail”

— My mail box

I don't have email.

— David Sedaris

I don't email.

— Emily Procter

I won't ever do e-mail.

— David Mamet

My inbox is always open…

— Cheilis Feior

I don't do e-mails.

— Pat Bowlen

My brain is my spam folder.

— Green Monk

I think you misinterpreted the tone of my email.

— Anonymous

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

— Chris Jericho

I get more spam than anyone I know.

— Bill Gates

We didn't even have email when I was in college.

— Dana Bash

I almost don't know how to write an email.

— Marjane Satrapi

“you think youseeme but you dont”

— P.J. Petersen

Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails.

— Mallory Ortberg

“One lunch is worth dozens of emails.”

— Reid Hoffman

I assume everything I'm saying in an email or saying on the telephone is being looked at.

— Michael Moore

I'd prefer not responding to your email over not returning your phone call.

— Anonymous

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

— Joe Sakic

I have an assistant who's very good at email, so I don't struggle with it.

— Quentin Blake

As soon as I wake up, I read my email to see what news developed overnight.

— Jake Tapper

I don't spend much time on the computer at all, so I do most of my email on my phone if I…

— Eric Garcetti

E-mail importance is defined by the receiver, not the sender.

— Chris Alexander

I'd much rather send my friends letters rather than emails.

— Leo Sayer

“Letting me know your email address. Big step. Sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?" "I'm pretty sure I want you…

— S.E. Jakes

It's a strange part of my life, really, that sometimes I get an email going, 'Do you want to be Alan Partridge's…

— Tim Key

Modern life has gotten so strange, we all get 150 emails and text messages a day, and it's hard when things are…

— Brit Marling

I don't have a fixed routine. I write every day but I don't "write" every day, if that makes any sense. In…

— Augusten Burroughs

I suggest that people make an effort to reach out to five people a month. Not just by Facebook or email or…

— Dana Perino

It's always nice when you see an email in your inbox that says 'offer,' then you read the email and go, 'Oh,…

— Malik Yoba

Drive through a yellow light, and you may be ticketed thanks to a camera tied onto a pole. Everybody's watching everything. And…

— Bill O'Reilly

Crooked Hillary Clinton bleached and deleted 33,000 emails, lied to Congress under oath, made 13 iPhones disappear, some with a hammer, then…

— Donald Trump

If you're working as secretary of state but half of your emails are about your own private business, since when is secretary…

— Jill Stein

I try to return my calls but I get inundated with emails and I can't answer them all. So often, I have…

— Temple Grandin

I find web browsing, checking multiple email accounts, and Google mapping rather tiresome on an iPhone - the iPhone's native interface, for…

— John Battelle

Did you know that Jacques Benveniste, one of the world's leading homeopathic 'scientists', now claims that you can email homeopathic remedies? Yeah,…

— Nick Hornby

Was that Donna Brazile, a CNN analyst, or a [Hillary] Clinton partisan? Two batches of emails posted by WikiLeaks show Brazile gave…

— Donna Brazile

I am a slave to my computer. I hate myself when I email. Email is like a dopamine hit,you wait for it…

— Michelle Williams

There are some dark days when I do receive some racist mail or emails. But overall the response to me has been…

— Michelle Singletary

I got an email from Nick [Kroll] that he and John [Mulaney] were looking to put on the stage show with two…

— Alex Timbers

“My email’s just like Val’s but ACordova.”

— Elaine Levine