In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I stopped going out and taking pills and I started hanging out and learning about flat eleven chords. — Jamie Lidell Copy Share Image
I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven… — Carl Barks Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a kid, I might have been eleven or twelve. I'd be telling anyone who would listen that when… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
To catch a wave, to stand up - it was just life-changing. There was nothing that even came close. I quit playing… — Rob Machado Copy Share Image
I had my Olympic gold medal cut up into eleven pieces. Gave all eleven of my kids a piece. It'll come together… — Joe Frazier Copy Share Image
You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The first four and a half years was me in the studio every day, writing songs for other people. I had jobs,… — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
Out of 30,000 edible plants thought to exist on earth, just eleven account for 93% of all that humans eat: oats, corn,… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
I've done so many television pilots. I've done eleven I think and I've never had one get picked up. There was never… — Missi Pyle Copy Share Image
There are twelve good reasons for failure. The first one is the avowed intention of doing no more than one is paid… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
And then he drew a dial from his poke, And looking with lack-lustre eye, Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock: Thus… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Of course, I was a little concerned about it being over two hours [in "Aquarius" ]. "Neighboring Sounds" was two hours and… — Sonia Braga Copy Share Image
At the hour of midnight the Salerian gate was silently opened, and the inhabitants were awakened by the tremendous sound of the… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
Boredom!!! Shooting!!! Shelling!!! People being killed!!! Despair!!! Hunger!!! Misery!!! Fear!!! That's my life! The life of an innocent eleven-year-old schoolgirl!! A schoolgirl… — Zlata Filipović Copy Share Image
I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10 Downing Street. This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the… — Neville Chamberlain Copy Share Image
It had occurred to Sean once - on a bender about ten years before with some buddies, Sean and a bloodstream full… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
In eleven or twelve years of writing, Mike, I can lay claim to at least this: I have never written beneath myself.… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I went through elementary school being bullied and teased. I remember someone - I can't recall his name, but I can see… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Eleven times Jesus died on the cross, Eleven times falls down a body thrown upward, Eleven times also I abandon the logical… — Daniil Kharms Copy Share Image
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I went from five foot eleven to six foot eight, and the more ball I played, the more I caught on to… — Dennis Rodman Copy Share Image
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork Copy Share Image
I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of… — David Lauren Copy Share Image
It is appalling that the most segregated hour of Christian America is eleven o'clock on Sunday morning. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
There's a stability and growth pact which was agreed for the eleven countries which tries to limit the size of budget deficits… — Robert C. Solomon Copy Share Image
All men are forced into one of two categories: those with eleven fingers and those without. — Ned Rorem Copy Share Image
The town is silent. The night boils with eleven stars. Oh starry starry night! This is how I want to die. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
When a man sells eleven ounces for twelve, he makes a compact with the devil, and sells himself for the value of… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I might have been eleven years old and a little socially immature, but I recognized a gauntlet being thrown down when I… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
People on probation and parole are typically denied the right to vote, and in eleven states people are denied the right to… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
Even now / I am not old. / I never think of it, and yet / I am a grandmother to eleven grandchildren. — Grandma Moses Copy Share Image
I got into standup because I wanted to be an actor, and then I ended up loving standup for the next eleven… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image