Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Think! Think and wonder. Wonder and think. How much water can 55 elephants drink? — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Elephants are very sensitive to smell and they tend to recognise us by our body odour. — Thalaivasal Vijay Copy Share Image
The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy; his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When you are hunting elephants, don't get distracted chasing rabbits. — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
When you hear the elephant music you're hearing what they mean to make. — Dave Soldier Copy Share Image
“You’ll be seeing pink elephants, the way you drink.” “I find life thirsty work, old man,” Phineas said equably. “And besides, what… — Peter Maughan Copy Share Image
I've always had enough, even if my enough and your enough are as different as an elephant and a minaret. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
It's estimated that across Africa 100 elephants are killed for their tusks every day. It takes nothing more than simple math to… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Do you know what else thinks? Elephants. Thats right elephants. You know they have the largest brain in the animal kingdom. — Bagwell (from Prisom Break Copy Share Image
I watched a film called 'Elephant' recently. Its not stylish in the sense of expensive suits and Italian cars, but the styling… — Tinie Tempah Copy Share Image
We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never… — David Brin Copy Share Image
A hydrogen atom in a cell at the end of my nose was once part of an elephant's trunk. A carbon atom… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
We admire elephants in part because they demonstrate what we consider the finest human traits: empathy, self-awareness, and social intelligence. But the… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
“Were we to be engaged in a war . . we should become absolutely destitute of elephants. . .What would our children… — Paul Chambers Copy Share Image
I feel certain that the largest part of all photographs ever taken or being taken or ever to be taken, is and… — Ben Maddow Copy Share Image
Soft fantasy worlds have a much looser cause-and-effect relationship. Alchemists can turn lead into gold and nobody wonders about how it will… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Different persons growing up in the same language are like different bushes trimmed and trained to take the shape of identical elephants.… — Willard Van Orman Quine Copy Share Image
Yeah, Kubrick's a big influence. In something like 'A Clockwork Orange,' he is trying to use the practical light - I mean,… — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
You are being suffocated by tradition... Why don't you say, 'I am going to build a life for myself, for my time,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Every theory in philosophy, which is built on pure conjecture, is an elephant; and every theory that is supported partly by fact,… — Thomas Reid Copy Share Image
There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“The white hunter was laughing happily, his adoring girl was open-mouthed in admiration for his nerve, I was sweating with dismay and… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
The law of nature gives a man the right to defend himself when he's attacked. And God's law itself gives a man… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. "Ouch!" I just wanted to distract you," Scathach… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
To keep a man a slave you do much the same as the cruel circus masters did to the elephant around the… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
We have been led to imagine all sorts of things infinitely more marvelous than the imagining of poets and dreamers of the… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Elephants, it turns out, are surprisingly stealthy. As the sunlight fades, other species declare their presence. Throngs of zebras and wildebeests thunder… — Thomas French Copy Share Image
“A mouse can fall down a mine shaft a third of a mile deep without injury. A rat falling the same distance… — John Scott Haldane Copy Share Image
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow) — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
If you offer them some sugarcane, even elephants can do this, sometimes on the first try. — Dharma Mittra Copy Share Image
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
It may surprise people to learn that one elephant is killed every 15 minutes for its ivory. — Li Bingbing Copy Share Image
“Slonovi ne znaju nistA o svijetu mrAvA, plAninski vrhovi ne poznAju zivot rAvnice.” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Employers ganging up against workers is like raising an army of elephants against ants. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
