I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It changes what… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, I think people meet us and they assume that we know a lot more about politics than we actually do.… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I was interning at a children's theater group in Kentucky - that was my first job out of college. I had jumped around a… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them change their… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I think I get in trouble sometimes, especially when it's like I need to be easier on [my] kids because maybe I'm a rule-follower… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the… — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
