Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“Eating grapes with a knife and fork is not what one would call refined. It is what one would call ludicrous.” — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“He [Samuel Butler] made a practise of doing the forks last when washing up, on the grounds that he might die before… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
![“He [Samuel Butler] made a practise of doing the forks last when washing up, on the grounds that he might die before he got to them. This is very much his principle of 'eating the grapes downwards', so that however many grapes you have eaten the next is always the best of the remainder.” quote by Philip Larkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/de2/philip-larkin-1822_samuel-butler_he-samuel-butler-made-a-practise-of-doin_2787889.jpg)
