If I were 21 and doing this commercial, I'd be all about what I look like. Now I'm like, 'Hell yeah! I'll sit on this couch and eat this yogurt that makes you crap!' — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
You have all this stuff going on in your head, like, 'I can't believe seven years has gone by, and I'm going to miss… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I took guitar lessons and recorded the song in New York. It was kind of a dream. I got to pretend I was a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I would put Flintstones vitamins in it in case I got tired, so I could pop some and keep walking. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I love kids. All my best friends have kids, and I love, love, love kids. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I can't see myself getting married again. Not because it left a bad taste in my mouth. I just don't know if I believe… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I don't rehearse a lot. I try to keep it organic. Even in movies, the less I rehearse, the better I am. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Mean comedy is not really something that I personally gravitate towards or something that I do. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I just like to walk around New York, just put my iPod on and walk around. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Make your own maxi pads: Go to a dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape... — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
