I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off… — Len Goodman Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
They sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I love to snuggle up on the sofa wrapped in my duvet watching old black and white films, and catching up with… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
You can go to the gym, lift as many weights as you want, but if you can't bench press your duvet at… — Khalid Yasin Copy Share Image
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Can't you treat yourself with a bit more consideration?' 'Why should I?' Mordion said, hugging the duvet round himself. 'Because you're a… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
