Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes. — Tim McCarver Copy Share Image
I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre. — Blake Judd Copy Share Image
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Twitter is an extension of every dumb thought I have, firing it off - Instagram is a little more methodical. — Phoebe Bridgers Copy Share Image
I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
You treat me like we never met then,tell me why? would you let me do the same thing? in fact, I know,you… — Cath Chatto Copy Share Image
“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” — George Washington Copy Share Image
For some reason as a kid being a smart athlete didn't seem like the right thing, because you didn't fit in. You… — Martellus Bennett Copy Share Image
A name is important. It isn't something you drop in the litter basket or on the ground. Your name is now people… — Rita Williams-Garcia Copy Share Image
But when the fairy sang the whole world listened to him. Stephen felt clouds pause in their passing; he felt sleeping hills… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
I feel like with everything you do, everything you make, everything you experience, y'know, even the dumb stuff that you don't even… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
I see the merit in religion, and I see the need for faith and hope and sometimes people who are more snide… — Andy Biersack Copy Share Image
“If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?" "With great care," Donegan suggested. "How about… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
While I'm sure some millennials are concerned with the ethical issues involved in mining for diamonds, the main reason they steer clear… — Ana Kasparian Copy Share Image
Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there. — Rickey Henderson Copy Share Image
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. — David Allan Coe Copy Share Image
“I resolved that if I was ever in a war, I would be a dumb nonspy.” — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
