“Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.” — Kenzie Western Copy Share Image
“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the… — Kenzie Western Copy Share Image
“He called me a piece of cow poop!" "Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah! I was just talking to him, and he was… — Kenzie Western Copy Share Image
“He's a Nethanderal! Behold the might of my caveman!" Mrs. Isaacs looked up at me, "I believe they're called 'Neanderthals', Hon." I looked down… — Kenzie Western Copy Share Image
