It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You must walk on water, especially if you don’t know how to swim.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Life is full of drowning people, reading and willing to drown you, too.” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
When you're forgiving but you can't forget Feels like you're drowning but you still got breath — The Script Copy Share Image
“May you have all the pleasure you've always craved. Nay, may you drown in it!” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses. — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
What's depression? He asked. It's like drowning except you can see everyone around you breathing. — Chinier Bennett Copy Share Image
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek!… — Diane L. Randle Copy Share Image
We are an island nation and yet, in the 43 years I have lived in England, I believe I've only heard two… — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
I'll try to be careful, but I know I'm not immune, cause I just can't imagine how I'd ever come to harm… — Beth Nielsen Chapman Copy Share Image
A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If the guardian or the mother Tell the woes of willful waste, Scorn their counsel and their pother, You can hang or… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Just look at the messages today's media are sending everybody, from TV and commercials to actors and singers. Kids are just drowning… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
“Did God get out of bed one morning and draw back the curtains (Reggie's imaginary God led a very domesticated life) and… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Here it comes again like a tidal wave come crashing down I'm drowning with my heart still pounding but there is no… — Cheilis Feior Copy Share Image
A good father. A man with a head, a heart, and a soul. A man capable of listening, of leading and respecting… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
“Most of us believe we can spot a drowning person when we see one. But we always make the mistake of thinking… — Chioma Nkachukwu Copy Share Image
“If a person cannot swim across the river, he must take the bridge. He is not afraid of the water or worried… — M.N. O'Brien Copy Share Image
One of my inspirations, Harry Houdini, remains an icon of the art because he defied our primal fears. His demonstrations in the… — Criss Angel Copy Share Image
“If someone drowned at sea a couple of hundred years ago they’d either start to decompose immediately or they’d get eaten by… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
Let me put it this way, if you were drowning, you wouldn't really be in a place to lend a hand as… — Bart Millard Copy Share Image
“This is how my day usually goes. I leave the faucet open and know what it’s like to have my fingers around… — Kharla M. Brillo Copy Share Image
