“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK—he was already paralyzed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You're in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head - you're going to say things that offend… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“Imagine a day in which you feel generally fine. After waking up, you spend a few minutes in bed lightly thinking ahead… — Rick Hanson Copy Share Image
“Driving home from work, our white and yellow plates will clog the streets; at the checkpoints, cars will stretch far into the… — Dalia Taha Copy Share Image
“Discouraged? As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
If I'm ever stuck on the M25 - the 'Road to Hell' - I'll wind the window down and start singing, 'I'm… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
“That’s the girl you complain about driving home with every weekend? That’s the girl youwhine endlessly about walking in on you when… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“All the men were driving home from work, wearing railroad hats, baseball hats, all kinds of hats, just like after work in… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
When I was driving home after registration, I heard this song on the radio, a guy singing about not ever going to… — Kat Edmonson Copy Share Image
'Black Hole Sun' was written in a car when I was driving home from the studio one night. Pretty much everything that… — Chris Cornell Copy Share Image
I was driving home and thinking about what rock and roll should be about. 'Adventure and Trouble!' I thought. I sang the… — Paul Gilbert Copy Share Image
i'm beginning to feel like this. caught the incredible sunshine just in the nick of time today on my walk. the wall… — Richard Avedon Copy Share Image
I know I have six fouls. There's no use in me driving home with them. — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
Brandon McCaw says how long it will take to travel 460 miles between Los angeles and San Francisco at an average speed… — Brandon McCaw Copy Share Image
“I am developing new coping mechanisms for lost words and lost negatives, as here for instance: compensate by describing the episode instead.… — Moyra Davey Copy Share Image
“She didn't understand how it worked. She didn't understand why people starved to death and children ended up in orphanages while barren… — Katie Ganshert Copy Share Image
“You're not driving home if it's late, though. I am accustomed to dropping my women off at their door," he snickered because… — S.W. Frank Copy Share Image
“We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don't grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
“The first time I saw Reverend Shuttlesworth, for example, he came strolling across the parking lot of the motel where I was… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Almost every day I wrap up my two-hour live broadcast and I say to myself as I'm driving home, 'I wish I… — Wolf Blitzer Copy Share Image
“You’ll be okay driving home?” “Duh,” I feel miffed that he’d pat me like a child, but also weird and glowy on… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
I felt pain every night. After games, it took me a long time to walk to my car, and the driving home,… — Penny Hardaway Copy Share Image
The idea of 'Freedom's Goblin,' to me, leads to a wild conversation. I would hope that father and son, driving home from… — Ty Segall Copy Share Image
