“A car pulled into the driveway. Ben saw who it was and upgraded his "crap" to "oh shit".” — David Jacob Knight Copy Share Image
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Its so cold outside you could pour water on the driveway and start ice skating.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My dad put up a great hoop in our front yard in our driveway. I was in Oregon, so I had to… — Kevin Love Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a hermit. Left to my own devices, I won't submerge myself in anything further afield than the driveway. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm not a public figure at all. I don't really go out a lot to places where there are people like those… — Catherine Keener Copy Share Image
My husband always makes me go through what I'm not wearing and donate it, so the driveway is full of boxes. — Kathy Hilton Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts. — Mark Indelicato Copy Share Image
The first snow always startles. It covers the tricycle in the driveway, turning its frame into an abstact sculpture that says: See… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I left the house at around midnight and crept up the driveway to the road. I wore canvas sneakers, athletic socks, safari… — Donald Antrim Copy Share Image
Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It haunted him all night, while he slept alone; it was still there in the morning, when he swallowed his coffee and… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
She sits in the driveway, freezing, for thirty-six minutes. Arguing with herself. Because she thinks she's in love with him too. And… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
My real dream is to have a whole, like, buy a whole piece of land. Imagine, like, a long driveway. Like, a… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
Looking for the essence of beauty is comprehending and appreciating that quality in an object which is fairer and better than only… — Luci Swindoll Copy Share Image
I never seem to find what I'm looking for, though. I suppose I feel, these days, too aware of schedules and things,… — Quentin S. Crisp Copy Share Image
Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
“The Pudgelys and the Pinkhearts and the Roundasses are all staring at her, slackjawed. She has just enough residual energy to swing… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“with this house. Placing his hand on the cool metal handle on the door of his black Bentley, he barely heard the… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
...piling up zeros in your bank account, or cars in your driveway, won't in and of itself make you successful. Rather, true… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
She wondered: How could people respond to these images if images didn't secretly enjoy the same status as real things? Not that… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
She was getting used to his rhythms and his moods, recognizing the quiet signals that telegraphed who he was. Good and bad,… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
There are a lot of perks that come with fame and with every positive there's a negative and then it all kind… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” I ask, holding onto the door handle. “I’ve got to move your car up the road a little… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
Driveway basketball, playing against the boys, watching Magic and Michael. — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
All I've been doing is shooting in my driveway and playing one-on-one with my Rottweiler. — Gerald Green Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image