“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Driveway basketball, playing against the boys, watching Magic and Michael. — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
“A car pulled into the driveway. Ben saw who it was and upgraded his "crap" to "oh shit".” — David Jacob Knight Copy Share Image
Its so cold outside you could pour water on the driveway and start ice skating.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Very little made him happier than pulling into his driveway and seeing, through the window, his family moving around inside, a diorama… — Molly Antopol Copy Share Image
I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it,… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
I tend to like the last sentence I just wrote, which is: 'It was late in the fall and the trees lining… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I live with my family on the top of a hill in the country, and during the days, my house is quiet,… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
I want to have a family and I'd like to live in a lovely big house, with a massive driveway and gates… — Jennifer Ellison Copy Share Image
The first snow always startles. It covers the tricycle in the driveway, turning its frame into an abstact sculpture that says: See… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts. — Mark Indelicato Copy Share Image
“And when he roared into your driveway at night, you knew he was bringing music, whether you wanted it or not.” — Oscar Zeta Acosta Copy Share Image
What life really is all about is happiness. It's not money, or stature, or the amount of cars you have in your… — Steve Guttenberg Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
This is what makes me happy: ...Any music-free restaurant ... A grandson who offers to clean the snow off my driveway and… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
My parents strapped a pair of plastic skis on my boots when I was two years old and sent me down our… — Mikaela Shiffrin Copy Share Image
Surveys often show people would prefer a detached house with a lawn and driveway to an apartment. I understand this. It's not… — Norman Foster Copy Share Image
I rode it once, which was up the driveway in the opening credits of the show. I didn't know how to stop… — Henry Winkler Copy Share Image
My SUV, assuming Hummer comes out with a model for those who find the current ones too cramped, will look something like… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
She wondered: How could people respond to these images if images didn't secretly enjoy the same status as real things? Not that… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
When they separated, the freckleless spot between Pete's eyes was bright red. Before anything else could be said or done, May grabbed… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
My new apartment might be a place where there are lots of children. They might gather on my porch to play, and… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
She was getting used to his rhythms and his moods, recognizing the quiet signals that telegraphed who he was. Good and bad,… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
There are a lot of perks that come with fame and with every positive there's a negative and then it all kind… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I never seem to find what I'm looking for, though. I suppose I feel, these days, too aware of schedules and things,… — Quentin S. Crisp Copy Share Image
“The Pudgelys and the Pinkhearts and the Roundasses are all staring at her, slackjawed. She has just enough residual energy to swing… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” I ask, holding onto the door handle. “I’ve got to move your car up the road a little… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
