I don't need a driver's license, my Uber driver needs a driver's license. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
For memes, I have an entire iPhone folder of photos that I've taken or saved because I find something about them hilarious. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
You want young people to vote, make Election Day a national holiday. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I go through my tweets while writing and be like, 'Oh, this has staying power and is still relevant.' — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
Fact check: The examples of failed socialism that critics use are not socialist democracies but authoritarian states led by corrupt, ruthless, and paranoid dictators. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
There's an infectiousness to comedy. It's meant to be shared and spread, so I feel like any message that you're talking about through the… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I don't need a driver's license, my Uber driver needs a driver's license. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I definitely post a lot of memes and content that's isolated to Twitter that I wouldn't be able to do on stage because a… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
Developing a following and maintaining that is so much free labor - just for the love of it. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
The news can by very cyclical. The same issues are coming up over and over and over again. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
Amazon's been around for 24 years, and now they're doing what any 24-year-old does: move to New York and gentrify a neighborhood. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I went to Catholic schools my entire life and never had anything close to a cis heterosexual sexual education let alone a queer one.… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
There's a lot of times when I just want to scream into the void. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
