Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out. — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force. — Beatrice Webb Copy Share Image
“Drinking Shirley Temple with my Mary Janes on, let's say that every possibility waits” — Lyn Hejinian Copy Share Image
Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age. — Pete Coors Copy Share Image
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
Today is a goblet day. The whole heavens have been mingled with exquisite skill to a delicious flavor, and the crystal cup… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting… — Frida R Copy Share Image
On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a… — Dave McPherson Copy Share Image
When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I… — Brantley Gilbert Copy Share Image
Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not… — John Daly Copy Share Image
You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I love it. So I'mma keep on drinking cause I love this shit, and I'mma keep on smoking cause I love this… — August Alsina Copy Share Image
There is a long history in country music of songs celebrating drinking and lamenting drinking. Country songs for the most part have… — Chet Atkins Copy Share Image
Young people need compassion and guidance, not obscure mysticism. Here are some guidelines for young people: Remember that you are always your… — Ming-Dao Deng Copy Share Image
Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant.… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
“Kelley also marked 1965 as a turning point for another profound reason. That year, he discovered the work of author Ayn Rand.… — Laurence Galian Copy Share Image
Fred Jr. Trump was great. He was the most handsome person. He was a really smart guy, really, really smart guy. He… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Well, God doesn't intervene in many of the situations we would like Him to because He would have to intervene in everything… — Gerald Coates Copy Share Image
“Drinking our cup is not simply adapting ourselves to a bad situation and trying to use it as well as we can.… — Henri J.M. Nouwen Copy Share Image
Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. The old proletariat sold its labour power in order to subsist; what little leisure… — Raoul Vaneigem Copy Share Image
“If you see the dragon fly, best you drink the flagon dry.” —Zarost” — Greg Hamerton Copy Share Image
anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me. — Caitlin Thomas Copy Share Image
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