Drinking Quotes · Page 50

Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awareness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing.

— Ernest Becker

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

— Lord Byron

Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

— Anonymous

I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.

— Billy Childish

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up…

— Jimmy Buffett

WHEN I MISS U SO MUCH THAN I M DRINKING BCOZ I SEE U NOW IN WHISKY GLASS…

— ZhatsPrincess

Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.

— Anonymous

Being gay is a sin . But EVERYTHING you do is a sin . Smoking, drinking,cursing, shooting etc..

— Anonymous

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink…

— Doug Stanhope

For some obscure reason, some authorities seem bent on making the drinking of wine a ritual more complicated than chess. They have…

— Craig Claiborne

Who keeps the tavern and serves up the drinks? The peasant. Who squanders and drinks up money belonging to the peasant commune,…

— Anton Chekhov

Though a woman tempted man to eat, my dear Longfellow," said Holmes, "you never hear of Eve having to do with his…

— Matthew Pearl

I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the…

— Stephen King

Reality doesn't have any preconceived ideas. You've got to learn how to smoke the cigarette, not act smoking the cigarette. You need…

— James Dean

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less…

— Andy Kindler

I've always hated being hemmed in or seeing anybody being hemmed in. Even when I was the smallest child, I couldn't bear…

— Marian Wright Edelman

Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect…

— Jim Butcher

Katagiri Roshi says: "Poor artists. They suffer very much. They finish a masterpiece and they are not satisfied. They want to go…

— Natalie Goldberg

The assumption is that people so ignorant and thoughtless and silly and greedy may simply call upon the Army Corps of Engineers…

— Wendell Berry

When I went home, my family became a little lonely family because it was just me and my mom. Part of my…

— Jodie Foster

An assassin can be found for every president. And for every prophet there are a thousand interpreters to distort the essence of…

— Sergei Lukyanenko

For the first time, I notice the lax skin at Mrs. Nightwing's jaw, the fine down that lies upon her cheek like…

— Libba Bray

I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,…

— Dennis Hopper

I think the tendency with parents is to make your kid not unlike the next kid but to overprotect and say, "My…

— Nick Tosches

If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!

— James Franco

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

— Artie Lange

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer

— Plato

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

— George Burns

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

— Anonymous

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

— Anonymous

Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

— Omar Khayyam

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get…

— Rodney Dangerfield

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to…

— Michael Ventura

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

— Neil Simon

Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'

— Anonymous

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

— Anthony Bourdain

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

— Brandon Sanderson

The true practice to meditation is to sit as if you where drinking water when you are thursty.

— Shunryu Suzuki

To me, working out is literally like eating a meal or drinking water or breathing.

— Hilary Swank

The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.

— Anonymous