Drinking Quotes · Page 52

Fun fact: for the past 4 and a half weeks I've only been drinking smart water. Nothing else.

— Sarah Hyland

Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.

— Anonymous

You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant.

— Chelsea Cain

I don't drink to f%} my liver, I drink to forget that once upon a time I was a lover

— Tushar Thakur

“I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink…

— Genna Rulon

Years ago, women sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and discussing life. Now they discuss the same topics while they run.

— Joan Benoit

Nature, as we know her, is no saint… She comes eating and drinking and sinning.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never stopped drinking, I just don't drink that much anymore. You know, sometimes on the weekends, it's not like a daily…

— Chuck Mosley

If water was vodka & I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka…

— Nishan Panwar

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,…

— Mark Twain

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…

— Amy Schumer

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people, they're drinking, thinking that they got it made. Exchanging all kinds of precious…

— Bob Dylan

The [Donald] Trump administration is making it very clear that they intend to destroy our only drinking water resource on the Standing…

— Chase Iron Eyes

A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his…

— Amit Verma

I felt tears sting into my eyes, and took a deep swallow of the first champagne I had ever tasted, remembering that…

— Anne Rivers Siddons

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Sometimes, waking early before the others, wandering the rooms wrapped in a blanket or drinking my tea in the empty kitchen, I…

— Nicole Krauss

I'm active even on bad days; it's tough to pin me down. People ask me if I'm a morning or night person.…

— Bipasha Basu

Sir, I have no objection to a man's drinking wine, if he can do it in moderation. I found myself apt to…

— Samuel Johnson

Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it's distasteful to us…

— Mary Ruwart

I think we have lost our way when people like the [board of] governors and the CEO of the NYSE fail to…

— Charlie Munger

I actually want to hold on to where I came from, and also I want to be at this bar in Brooklyn,…

— Ramy Youssef

We warn our children and grandchildren about peer pressure. We want them to say no to the vices of the world: drinking,…

— O. S. Hawkins

“And yes, the Hemingways, the Fitzgeralds, the Faulkners and the Capotes. Drank while writing. Drink next to the typewriter. But the longer…

— Jeanne Darst

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.

— Charles Bukowski

“Not having any drink about ain’t the same as not understanding the need for one. Times like these change a body’s perspective.”

— Samuel Snoek-Brown

“Life often is a bucket of water sitting on a farmer’s porch. Our choice is in the drinking.”

— Harley King

Are two people drinking from the same bottle of wine having a common experience?

— Jamie Goode

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don't think I'd get…

— Adele

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

— Wanda Sykes

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we…

— Anonymous

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties…

— Winston Churchill

Unforgiveness is like drinking poison yourself and waiting for the other person to die.

— Marianne Williamson

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse…

— Katherine Heigl

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

— Dylan Moran

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

— Anonymous

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

— Groucho Marx

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

— Billy Crystal

“He claims not to be drinking, but I don’t think he knows what this means.”

— Nick Flynn