Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that lilacs are in bloom She has a bowl of lilacs in her room And twists one in her fingers while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember when we use to get talks in school about drugs and drinking.. and other dangerous things that we were suppose to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So it is always preferable to discuss the matter of veganism in a non-judgemental way. Remember that to most people, eating flesh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
