“Myth: Vampires have no reflection. Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
“Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages." "Why?" "Just dont. Trust me."~George and… — Kimberly Pauley Feeling Copy Share Image
“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how… — Kimberly Pauley Book Copy Share Image
“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?” — Kimberly Pauley Life Copy Share Image
“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins. Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.” — Kimberly Pauley Coffins Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will. Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat? Wait, don't answer that.” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires have incredible vision. Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you're trying to sneak something past your eagle-eyed mom.” — Kimberly Pauley Dreams Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure. Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to… — Kimberly Pauley Myth Copy Share Image
“Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.” — Kimberly Pauley Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people. Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?” — Kimberly Pauley Hummor Copy Share Image
“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ” — Kimberly Pauley Psychology Copy Share Image
“Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something… — Kimberly Pauley Copy Share Image
“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.” — Kimberly Pauley Truth Copy Share Image
