Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey! — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
