*Follows Dreams* *Wait for few hours* *Dreams dont follow back* *Unfollows dreams* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dream of the day when I meet a girl who looks similar to the girl she has on her avi. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're not in a real relationship until your girl gets mad at you in real life for something you did in her… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even when your dreams seem impossible, never give up. Tomorrow could be the day you finally kill yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dead End is not End that means you have to be careful¦Do not get disturb from small things in your life when… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitters really just about tweeting dope shit and making girls you never met dream about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
